The tweet that saved the entire female population
(via zackisontumblr)♥ 335347 Notes / Mon Jul 21st, 2014 ≡ reblog
♥ 597895 Notes / Mon Jul 21st, 2014 ≡ reblog
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
(via pizza)♥ 25623 Notes / Mon Jul 21st, 2014 ≡ reblog
E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
(via caffeinatedcutie)♥ 124078 Notes / Mon Jul 21st, 2014 ≡ reblog
♥ 514154 Notes / Sat Jul 19th, 2014 ≡ reblog
good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
He’s so proud of himself.
“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”